December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself

Dear bae ● Laѕт Weeĸ I bought KFC you made it Cнιcĸen Sтew, I kept quiet ● I bought Pιzza Continue Reading..

Teeth said to Tongue: -if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.- Toungue replied: if i misuse one word Continue Reading..

Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes Continue Reading..

Phone rings*: *GIRL:* Hello *GUY:* My L♡ve how are you doing? *GIRL:* Am fine. *GUY:* Will you be free during Continue Reading..

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs – He might run away when you get Pregnant(

Me, Fight for a lady? Never!! I’ll rather fight for food at a wedding.

My sister stay away from a relationship where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral