Do girls really look at other Girls butts🍑 and be like “Damn i wish that was mine “

Boy: Hey ! . Girl: Hi ! What u doing ? . Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the Continue Reading..

The man says, “God, how long is a million years?” God says, “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man Continue Reading..

Follow your heart but take the mind with you. If they are two-faced, don’t forget God gave you two hands Continue Reading..

One day I wish to wake up in the morning, turn on the news and hear “Monday is cancelled, go Continue Reading..

A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate then his wife ask what are your looking at he Continue Reading..

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?” And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown Continue Reading..