Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin, Or Doesn’t Text Back

When I’m alone I speak to myself – Ngeke ngibhoreke ngikhona

That awkward feeling when you realize you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!

I saved my girlfriend contact with her real name on my phonebook but usually when i pick her call i Continue Reading..

If your name is Johanna and I marry you can we call it marijuana

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written *1 . bride relatives* Continue Reading..

One day i take a decition &on the next day ididnt know where i have put it

Dear Future wife You must know we will be married forever and never divorce. The following must be done to Continue Reading..