Get someone who thinks your gorgeous even when you look like a sack of potatoes.

have stopped drinking alcohol if u see me drinking just know I’m celebrating how I stopped drinking.

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and Continue Reading..

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

My gf was scruitinising my phone n now she is boiling water i think she wants to make me sum Continue Reading..

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend Busi’s number and saved her own number as Busi. You see, Continue Reading..

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the Continue Reading..

*To those ladies who always seem to be totally asleep but when you start removing their panty they raise waist Continue Reading..