A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and Continue Reading..

Mention a guy who would be pregnant by now if he was a girl

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I cant remember the last time we had sex. All because of this Continue Reading..

I wonder why there is a fence at a zoo I mean who can steal animals

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

If she says switch off the lights just know she’s wearing her brother’s underwear

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister .. now she’s boiling water i think she wanna make tea for us

Just met someone and we exchanged numbers, Within 20 minutes she sent me a text saying “baby I can’t live Continue Reading..