If I make u lough and happy more than ur boyfriend does …… Leave him and come where u belong

A girl asked me if Kaizer Chiefs is a series. I asked her why & she replied “Cos their fans Continue Reading..

I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,…. my Continue Reading..

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is Continue Reading..

Kidnapper : I will rape you all..! Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone Continue Reading..

My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating Continue Reading..

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things, I sit down when I pee

Those who aren’t familiar with prayer, after 30 seconds while praying, they’d be like ” I miss you Lord ” Continue Reading..