Me: My bitch hasn’t texted me in two hours
Brain: She’s probably cheating on you
Me: No, I bet she’s just sleeping
Brain: but she slept yesterday, didn’t she?
Me: OMG that bitch! How much sleep does she need???
Brain: Breakup
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