Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying, sorry. What was the password?

In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we together???? Continue Reading..

Scroll down I wrote “my bae’s name” . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Continue Reading..

Gave this Whoonga boy R10 and told him TO NOT buy any drugs, this nigga said to me “Don’t tell Continue Reading..

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in Continue Reading..

I only attend Funerals just to eat and cry for my personal problems

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just Continue Reading..

Bcoz there was no water in our flat today,a lady next door asked me to help her carry her 2×25 Continue Reading..