Me:too hot Her: oh thanks Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn anything from Nelson Mandela He taught me that it’s okay to Continue Reading..

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has been in the kitchen washing one plate for 2hours now.. This is why I Continue Reading..

Some people are vocally gifted, when they sing at funerals, you’d wish you could be the one to be buried Continue Reading..

Girls who wear glasses will steal your man and act like they didn’t see…

Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you? Me: On Instagram

I’m sorry if my posts offend you. They are just as random as the people you sleep with!

I went for a job interview the other day. They asked me what my greatest weakness was. I replied, “I Continue Reading..