Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you” They always think it’s about s*x ~•~ And be like: “Girl, Continue Reading..

You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will Continue Reading..

I am starting to think that alcohol percentage of the Russian Bear it is just there to fool us… That Continue Reading..

I want to open a crèche so I can beat my exs children

A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging. Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Continue Reading..

Lady and gentleman on a train. Lady: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Gentleman: Continue Reading..

One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer. Officer: “What’s Your Excuse Continue Reading..

Her : Bbe Can I Saw You Today? . Me : It’s either you leave me or you leave English