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My life started the day i met you, now when i look back i have no idea how i survived all this time without you. You are my life..

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True love is when your heart and your mind
are saying the same thing.

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True love is when you don’t need to
care about how you look anymore.

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Ugesi💡
Amanzi💦
Ubaba wengane🍼
Yini konje okunye ok’hambayo ?

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Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…

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WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT

BLACK:USEMNGAKA

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Ngahlangana nawe ugqoke i uniform Saturday😏😏😏
°° °° °°
Ngikuphonsa nge unprepared speech ye english

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Did you know?
There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell,
but only your visitors can.

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When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won

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We as blacks don’t leave a voicemail message
if we don’t find you…
We leave 100 missed calls.

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Am i the only one who closes whatsapp so fast
when i see someone ‘typing’?..

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Just emagine calling your gf with vodacom free minutes
coz your broke to only find that her caller tune is “akanamali”

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What are you name ??
My name is …………………….
O cool so you name is amiexjdns
Nou wat nee ek weet my naam is bleruske

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Dumaan ang pampasaherong jeep di ko pinara.
Naku patay! Yun na pala byahe ko…. iniwan na ako!!!

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Boy: bye baby!
Girl: i hate you!!!! (Nagwala)
Boy: (ngumiti at niyakap si girl) I love you when you hate me.
That means you care for me too.

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