If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends

The first time I saw Sjava & Amanda
Black
I thought they were traditional
healers

Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋
Just find a polite way to say it😉
Just say: “Your face doesn’t make sense”

I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want

Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕
Me: You told me to surprise you

whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!