Nyaa in class
Teacher: I want you guys to write a story..A composition,”Assume that you were in a war in 300 words”
Students starts to write while Nyaa folds his arms.The teacher approached Nyaa,
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Nyaa: They killed me….immediately at the beginning of the war.
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Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞
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Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫
Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.
Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.
Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.
Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven
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Do you know that Nigeria lifted the world cup trophy this morning, and two minutes later I woke up
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Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?
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Me: unlock your phone😏🙄🙄🙄
Her: Babie so are we going to breakup like this😓😓😓
Thats when you will know that ubufebe is real
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Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….
The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups
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Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’
Night🛌😴
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May Tanga na pumasok sa Appliance Store…
Tanga: Miss gusto ko bilhin yang TV.
Saleslady: Sorry hindi ako nagbibinta sa tanga.
Nagtaka ang tanga kung paano nalaman na tanga siya
(Kinabukasan bumalik ang tanga nagsuot ng salamin, kurbata, longsleeves, slacks at nagdala ng laptop)
Tanga: Miss gusto ko bilhin yang TV.
Saleslady: Hindi nga ako nagbibinta sa tanga.
Tanga: Paano mo ba nalalaman na tanga ako?
Saleslady: Microwave kasi yan!
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NADARANG ( mama version )
Nandiyan ka nanaman, Ba’t di mo hinugasan, Pinggan na pinagkainan? Tinamad ka nanaman kaka’cellphone, Bakit ba di mo yan mabitawan?
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Nagswimming na ako sa baha pero
bakit ganun hindi parin kami nagkakabalikan
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Pare 1 : Pre ano ba magandang ibigay sa nililigawan ko? (Y)
Pare 2 : Eh,Ano ba itsura ng nililigawan mo?
Pare 1 : Maganda’t Sexy <3
Pare 2 : Bigay mo Number ko
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dalawang mag’kaibigan nag’iinuman..
lalake1:pare ang laki ng araw tignan mo..
lalake2:gago ka pala pare hindi yan araw ,buwan yan..
lalake1:teka lang pare tanungin natin ang babae na paparating..
lalake2:sige pare,tanungin mo.
lalake1:mis anu sa tingin mo araw ba yan o buwan??
babae:ay pasensya na po kayo mga manong hindi po ako taga dito.
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Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
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Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
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Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
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Sometimes I ask myself who taught black
people the habbit of slapping a remote when
it’s not working
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Girls have this tendency of slapping guys when
they are mad Never try that white movie thing on
me I will hospitalize you
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