Writting her on your bio and
writting about her everyday doesn’t
scare us
.
We’ve entered Toilets written
“Ladies only”

I’m that typpa boyfriend that would
take ur phone n delete a
sms of a job interview

When you see a poor Man driving a Mercedes Benz
You know it is second hand nd the Mileage is really high..
Likewise when you see a poor Man Marrying a beautiful Woman

Dear Future Wife

If I cheat, you don’t leave.
You sit down with me and help me fight this demon…

Xhosa People Will insult You
While Giving You A Compliment

Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥

That Annoying Moment When You Start The Same Sentence Like 3 Times And Someone interrupts You Each Time 😥
.
Why No Let Me Talk ? 😔

When a girl rejects me,I tell myself that
she’s HIV positive and she don’t want to infect me
Finish&klaar

Don’t take relationship advice from your mother
if you dont know your father

Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice

Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!