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Her : bbe I wanna cook u your favourite meal today
Him: can u cook a beer?

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I’m officially leaving facebook.
i spend entirely too much time on here,
my wife has started complaining.
take care everyone.
I’ll be back in 15 minutes

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I hate it when my girlfriend says,
“don’t worry he is just a friend”.
I remember when I was just a friend too

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Accounting be like
.
Themba earns 20 000 monthly salary
and he takes 100 000 loan to buy a house
.
Q_WHO KILLED STEVE BIKO (25 MARKS)

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It is not worth the bother of killing yourself,
since you always kill yourself too late.

Emil Cioran

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A little boy asks his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the paradise. The son says: Piece of advice Dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a spare key.

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Me and my Bae….

Me : Baby are dlale nna ke BAROKA wena o PIRATES…..

Her : noo no no aowa PIRATES onyaka go nja o sele wena

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Stomach Running is Just Like WI-FI,
The More You Get Closer To The Toilet,
The More The Signal Become Stronger

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Go fiwa di number ko monateng ke masepa..
O kreya kaosane oi potsa gore “bottleneck” ke Mang?

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Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you
on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁

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My brothers and sisters…
If bf or Gf ya gago ethoma o post mo social media….
Tseba ore wa o cheat.

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Whites:seen
Blacks:seen ke Mmago, ebile a o botse ke ya o zama😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

Aiii mapedi

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Yazi angimazi mina ugogo wami ukuthi uneminyaka emingaki.ngoba njalo uma ngimbuza uvele athi amashumi amanti nanti

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Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of
rest or covered with dust and soil,
unless exams are appeared 🙂

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Him: baby vuka ngikuphelezel

Her: no baby lala ngishilo ukuthi ngzobuya month end😂😂

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ਧੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ ਏ,
ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਜੱਬ ਮੁਕਾ ਗਈ ਏ,
bs ਚੰਦਰੇ PreeT ਨੂੰ
ਤੂੰ Shayar ਬਣਾ ਗਈ ਏ

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