Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄

It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small

My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE

Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.

I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window