This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶

Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in

When my crush text

Her: hey are you good??
Me: yes especially in bed

Our Dog Hasn’t Been The Same Since it’s Partner Gave Birth To Black Puppies When They’re Both Brown 😥
And They Are Not Even in One Fence

No One Deserves To Grow Up Without A Drunkard Uncle

Nobody views your WhatsApp status
faster than your Ex

l got angry and sold my
Samsung
phone because it was
charging much
of my airtime and data.
I then went
and bought a China
phone but am
now in a very big
trouble
1. It gets full after 3
minutes of
charging
2. The phone has TV,
Touch screen,
Nail cutter, firelighter,remote control, 6 sim card
etc
3. Text messages can
be written
with a toothpick
4. It has some spelling
mistakes, it
is written NokLa
instead of Nokia
5. When an aeroplane
passes by it
records “one missed
call”.
6. When a big truck
hoots; it
records “charger
connected”
7. When a Chinese man
passes by
you it says “one
Bluetooth device
found”
It seems like my phone
is losing
mind!!!!!
Please, I want to sell
it,do u want
it?’

If Doors Of Opportunity Don’t Open in 2019,
We Using Windows.. Are We Together?

Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie
What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?