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Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’

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*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

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You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

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If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

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Girls, in a relationship. Not everything is about you.
You did something bad.
Swallow your damn pride and apologise..!

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Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!

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If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

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Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death

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Him:Otle Ko Gae
Her:Nako Mang?
Her:Ka Di Nako
Her: Kante Nou Kedi Times

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Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point

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Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

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Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

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Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

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State Your Age And Something You Can’t Do ? 😕😒

Me : I’m 17 And i Can’t Sing

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Pastor : uNkuLunkuLu UnamandLa ✊✊
– Possessed Child : uGyma Naye ?

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