When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty

And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “

The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy.
So now I sit down when I pee

When you failed and you come back late and
when you knock you hear them say education is the key

The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…

My girlfriend found me kissing her sister ..
now she’s boiling water
i think she wanna make tea for us

‘I passed’ won’t convince us enough,
just post for certificate we will see it on our own