Sometimes I wonder what happened to people
who asked me for directions.!!

The only problem of being a visitor is not knowing
where to hang your underwears!

Ladies👭

Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁

Guys on this Valentine’s day please take your girlfriends to shopping .. be a gentleman let the lady choose the shop of her choice an the best dress in that shop , of course let her fit it and
while she’s in the fitting room
leave her there I’m sure she can pay for her own dress 🚶

The best time to argue with a woman is
when she is applying make up,
You will not hear a single word!

Some girls will be like “I want a God fearing man” but two weeks after accepting your proposal She will be asking for *IPhone 7 rather than King James Bible*

A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks..
I will smell it & order.”
The confused owner got a fork.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
“Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is,
quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork.
The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says
“Oh interesting…,
I never knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.

Dating one girl is too risky,
what if she dies before you marry. I won’t take that risk

Don’t = do not
Haven’t = have not
Won’t = wo not

English is my thing

Me: send me your nudes
Her:(typing..)
Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele

Black people with white man’s names,
go to home affairs now ,
we wont acknowledge you
when the land is being redistributed