Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄
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Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo
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Wamemeza u Nonhlanhla 🙍e Kfc wath “ongasidli iskhumba eslethe la”
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*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop wasting alcohol
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A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
The counsellor said : “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
In corporate world it is called …
*Job Rotation*!”
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If yr husband has refused to give u money for business go sell porridge at his working place and make sure everyone knows u are his wife
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Awuthi ngidle uSho Madjozi, ngilale.
Bheka ama-comments.
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Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.
Phela nina ave niloya!
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
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Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐
Asihambe Spoti
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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”
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Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.
Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali
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“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽♂️
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
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Maar pina tsa Sho Majozi adi bad…
Net di nyaka odi jivele o tshwere grandpa kamo potleng😂😂😂tji tji tji
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Casper’s closest friends spent 20k buying tickets to support him, Riky Rick just spent 20k on tickets as well today. Black Coffee promised to spend 20k each week buying tickets making sure the stadium gets filled up. Wena you organize an event all your closest friends expect free VVIP Tickets from you and to even give them extra ticket for their girlfriend. Check the people you associate yourself with mate
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