Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

Vele mina ngizithandela iJuba kanye no mqombothi ukuthi ubungadayisi ngo December

UMama wasekhaya ushaywa nge 💳 athukwe nge pin. Siyezwana madoda??

Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be alone” 😟

Owami😔 njalo loyo mama 💔 omthulisa ummbila 🌽 ekhanda 😥 edrobheni 😑 uwubambe wonke qede 😖 ungathengi uthi mncane. 😭 Ey, ngoba nina!

Mhla kushada mina wonke umuntu uyodlula kimi ne-plate achaze ukuthi ungazelaphi. 😑

Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.

PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.

Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

Le emoji 💕 isho ukuthi ngiyakuthanda kodwa nginengane.

Sometimes akukhona ukuthi abantu bayachoma, uwena nje osuke ubuka ngeso lomona.

Lo nyaka musha kodwa ngathi sebeke bawusebenzisa. 😏

Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽

God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”

Umsindo engiwufice kwaZwane, ugogo wakhona ngathi ushidabe nge-statement sikaSne.

👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”