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Kade ngaqala ukupheka ngeRajah, kodwa ubaba Ndlovu akafiki ekhaya.

Kanti what am I doing wrong?

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Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo. 🙏🏼

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“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”

Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.

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“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.

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Uma igama lakho kunguZanele, ungalilahli ithemba. One day nawe uyoba ne-tarven uyiqambe ngokuthi yiKwaMaZet.

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Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.

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“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.

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USuper wayebuka iplazi likaMathayi, kwakunensimu enkulu kutshalwe kuyo utamatisi.

“Bab’uMathayi, ungangidayisela loya tamatisi uma ngikunikeza ishumi?” kwakubuza uSuper ekhomba utamatisi omkhulu ovuthiwe.

“Cha,” kuphendula uMathayi, “angeke kulunge mfana kaMdelwa. Uyabona ngaloya tamatisi, ngizothola R2-50 ngoba mkhulu futhi usuvuthiwe.”

USuper abone utamatisi oluhlaza, “Ungangidayisela loya tamatisi ngeshumi?”

“Yebo,” kuphendula uMathayi, “Ngingakudayisela wona ngesihlanu.”

“Kulungile,” kwasho uSuper ebeka isihlanu esandleni sikaMathayi, “Ngizobuya ngeviki elizayo ngizowulanda.”

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Ngenye imini ngadelela omunye ubhuti edlula estradini kanti ugogo uyangibona, wavele wathi: “Ngena umshaye mntanami!

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Bazokuxaka eMzansi, umuntu ahambe ayobhala i-test ye-learner’s licence ashiye imoto yakhe kwi-parking.

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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”

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*American guy’s wallet:*
1. Dollar bills,
2. ID card and
3. Credit Cards

*#African guy’s wallet:*
1. Condoms,
2. Expired ATM Cards,

3. National id,

4.betting papers,
5. toothpicks etc

*#American lady’s handbag:*
1. Money,
2. some chocolate, 3. Credit card,
4. Apartment keys.

*#African Lady’s handbag:*
1. Comb,
2. pad,
3. Morning after pills
4. dress,
5. makeup kit,
6. mirror,
7. smart phone charger
8. roll of toilet paper
9. coins for change
10. Power bank

😂😂😂 😂

So touching true…

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Bro if you are broke tell her you are broke
Not I will see what I will do
You will do nothing

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Endelea kiwaita sleepover ile siku dem atakufia kwako sijui utafanya aje!

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There’s nothing as heavy like a packet of cond**s after buying them and she switch off her phone.It feels like you’re carrying a sack of cement…

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