Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like”Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye,
shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! .

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye,
shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! .

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!

Santa 2 dhobi: Ye T-Shirt Ulti kr k iron kr dena,
3 din Baad Santa:Meri T-shirt iron
ho Gyi?
Dhobi: Babuji press kese krta?
3din se ulti hi nai ayi..

SANTA: sister muje 1 bottle blood dedo, Nurse: Blood group bolo.
SANTA: koi b chalega,
Nurse: kaise chalega?
SANTA: Girlfriend ko love letter likhana
hai.

PASSENGAR;tumne mere jab me haath kyu dala?
SANTA:Mujhe machis chahiye thi
PASSENJAR:Tum muz se maang shakte the ?
SNTA:Mai anjan se baat nai karta.