Train mein warning likhi thi,”Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar”

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Santa: Wah! Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain, Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho…
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de…

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
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Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12”.

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
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Gangubai: Kaun ?
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Santa: Main !
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Gangubai: Main kaun?
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Santa: Tu Gangubai.

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,
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apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola
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Tapori:achcha, kya bola
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Wife:behan

Delhi ki sardi,
U.P ki garmi,
Mumbai ki barish,
Patna ka coruption,
kashmir ka terrorism,
Africa ka saap aur chidiya ghar ke aap..
BAAP RE BAAP!!