Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
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Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
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Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ….
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1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi hai.” Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-
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“Mai ZINDA hu!”
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Sardar-“Chupchap padi reh,
tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Qun
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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!
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Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai,
jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai
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Science tichar:agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo thik hojaingi .
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student:magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye
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Since last yr 2 things in INDIA r gaining high youth response..
1) IPL
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2) I-pill
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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE..
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !
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An aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast..
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The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!
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Ques. – Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower…..
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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can-t Jump..
Think different….
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A banker confused about Maths,
asks his lady secretary: If I give u 3 millions deducting 17%, how much would u be takin off..
Lady: Every thing, even my panty.!
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Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!
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Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Park
Dairymilk
Kit-kat
or
Munch
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50 Paise me Nahi Aati.
HaHa
Ab Dubara Mat puchna!
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Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyu chamkti he
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Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torch maar k dekhta hoega ki kahi sala Sukha to nahi rehgaya
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Who do you think is the LAZIEST inventor of all times..
It-s the guy who invented the SNOOZE in an alarm
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Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota..
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Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
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