Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
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Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
SSP
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A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
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Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.
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A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
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Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.
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Y did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
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A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
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He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!
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Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega
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Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.
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Teacher.jawani aur budhape men faraq batao
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santa.jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke
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Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,
to kisine kaha
kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar,,
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga.
“Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.
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Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !
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Teacher – BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata ‘JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM…
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Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekha..
Oh God, She Drinks
Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai
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I-m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby.
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Now that you-re a grown-up, I have one question….. What happened……
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua..
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Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai
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ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof:
After drinking,men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
Become extra emotional,
Stop thinkin, start fightin over nothin 😉
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