👩🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).
Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃♂🏌♂️🙆♂
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kendi
ਅਜਕੱਲ ਕਿਥੇ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ
Me : ਔਕਾਤ ਚ
Kendi ਕਦੋ ਤੱਕ
Me: ਜਦੋ ਤਕ ਅਗਲਾ ਰਹੇ …… M#R
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Nathi saze safa sikfuna ke Loko
Kusho amadlozi uwacela umsebenzi nemali
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My life is not good
But I’m always smiling
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ਫੇਸਬੁੱਕ ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਦੂਜੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖਿਆ
ਟਵਿੱਟਰ ਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਹੋਇਆ
ਵਟਸਐਪ ਤੇ ਗੱਲਬਾਤ ਹੋਈ
ਇੰਸਟਾ ਤੇ ਮੇਲ ਮਿਲਾਪ(ਵੀਡੀਓ ਕਾਲ) ਹੋਇਆ
pubg ਤੇ ਓਹਦੇ ਭਰਾਵਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਲੜਾਈ
ਟਿਕ ਟੋਕ duet ਕਰਕੇ ਪ੍ਰੀ ਵੈਡਿੰਗ ਸ਼ੂਟ ਹੋਇਆ
ਹੁਣ ਵਿਆਹ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਹੋਊ ?
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Minsan mahirap magmahal isang taong manaloloko lang pero broken ka paano ka maging msaya
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ਕਿਉ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿਚ ਮਚਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਫੋੱਕੀ ਟੌਹਰ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੋਰ
ਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਕੁੱਖ ਤੋ ਬੱਸ ਸਿਵਿਆਂ ਤੱਕ ਹੈ ਤੇਰੀ ਦੌੜ । ……ਕਰਨ
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Ize yamluma uMfundisi wethu inja elibele ukuthi: “Ukuthula enjeni!” engabe uthe fusegi.
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least
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Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.
Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢
Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.
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In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂
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*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂
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*Since I was born and now I am getting old I av never dated a Girl that ever asked Me to buy her Bible or Qur’an before?😏,*
*All their National Anthem is Buy Me a phone ,* *Buy Me Airtime,* *Help me with cash it’s Urgent.*
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Omunye ngamshaya wacishe wafa emcimbini wakubo engiqambela amanga ethi sengidlile.
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Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?
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