वो आंख बड़ी ही प्यारी थी जो उसने हमें मारी थी. . . . . .
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.हम तो मुफ्त में ही लूट गए यारों
हमें कहां पता था कि उनको बाबा रामदेव वाली बीमारी थी !!
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लोग कहते है कि
नफरत बुरी चीज़ है …..
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*मुझे …..* ये समझ नही आया
साला मोहब्बत ने हमे कौन से झूले झुला दिए …..
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जो लड़किया बोलती है की..
मेरे पीछे बहोत लड़के घूमते है..
उन लड़कियों को ये बात पता नही होती की..
कम दाम की चीजो पे ज्यादा Customers attract होते है…!!
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अध्यापक:
“संतोष आम खाता हैं”
इस वाक्य को अंग्रेजी में ट्रांसलेट करो?
पप्पू ने अंग्रेज़ी में ट्रांसलेट किया:
“Satisfaction is General Account”!!
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Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
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Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.
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Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
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कौवे ने मटके से पूछा “तुम आग में तपा के बनाये जाते हो, फिर भी इतनी गर्मी में अपने अंदर पानी को कैसे ठंडा रख पाते हो?”⚱
मटके ने उत्तर दिया: वाष्पोत्सोर्जन, उष्माशोषी प्रक्रम है। इसके लिये ङेल्टा ∆H पोजिटिव होता है। मेरी सतह पर सूक्ष्म छिद्र होते हैं जिन पर उष्मागतिकी के नियमानुसार कूलिंग इफैक्ट जैनरेट होता है।
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ये सुनने के बाद कौवे ने तय किया कि वो आज के बाद अपने काम से काम रखेगा।
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Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!
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Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
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Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!
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One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!
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Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.
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Importance Of Thumb
Babies Use It For Chewing.
Illiterate People Use It For Sign.
Winners Use It For Victory.
My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS.
Oh! You Too? Crazy Fans.
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It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’
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