Me: Hello Police, help me 50 people are following me
Police: Ok,Calm down,where are you?
Me: On Instagram
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Congratulations! You Just given birth to a baby girl <3 and her name is
1st three letters of your mom's name
and last two of yours.
.
What's her name?
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The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>
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That moment you got a p*rn video u are putting it in yr father’s dvd while he is at work,boom the electricity goes off nd u are unpluging the dvd carrying it like a laptop the whole
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When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life.
You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!
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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.
Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.”
Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.“
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I want to love someone whose
heart has been broken so that
they know exactly how it feels
and won’t break mine.
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A real man continues to make efforts
to his woman long after winning her heart.
He doesn’t take her for granted
but instead takes care of her
the longer they are together.
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We get distant just to know
who cares the most enough to follow us
But we get dissapointed because no one did
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One day you’re going to wake up and
realize that you should have tried…..
Take Risks, or Lose the Chance and Regret.
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We used to look up at the sky and
wonder at our place in thé stars ,
now we look down and worry about
our place in the dirt
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Stop giving someone else the job of
making you happy.
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ਕੁੰਡਲੀਆਂ ਮਿਲਾਉਣੀਆਂ ਤੇ
ਨੂੰਹ ਅਤੇ ਸੱਸ ਦੀਆਂ ਮਿਲਾਉ,
ਮੁੰਡਾ ਵਿਚਾਰਾ ਤਾਂ ਰੱਬ ਦਾਂ ਭਾਣਾ
ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦਾ।
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ਯਾਰੀ ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਹੈ ਰੱਬ ਦੀਆਂ
ਰਹਿਮਤਾਂ ਦਾ, ਨਹੀ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਇਸਦਾ ਬਾਜਾਰ
ਹੁੰਦਾ . . .
ਉਹਨਾਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਰਦੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਲੋਕੀ, ਜਿੰਨਾਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ
ਸੱਚਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ
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ਸਰਗੁਣ IDK ਦਾ ਕਿ ਮਤਲਬ ਹੁੰਦਾ ?
ਸਰਗੁਣ – i dont know
ਬਿੰਨੂ – ਲੈ ਦੱਸ ਸਾਲਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਨੀਂ ਪਤਾ
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ਕੁੜੀ – ਡਾਕਟਰ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਤੀ ਨੀਂਦ ਚ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਨ ਲੱਗ ਪਏ ਆ , ਕੀ ਕਰਾਂ ?
ਡਾਕਟਰ – ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਦਿਨ ਚ ਬੋਲਣ ਦਾ ਮੌਕਾ ਦਿਓ
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