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Mbobo yokubhosha

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Nongoma be like…

Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧

aibo weNongoma

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry
and inner strength by what we can bear.

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If you treat me like an option,
I’ll leave you like a choice.

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Utsi Uyangena Emthoyi Itsi iSit
“Angisiyo Intsanga Yakho Mine Unganginyeli Nje!!!”.

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea in Swaziland,
does it mean that the remaining 1 enjoys it?

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Reporter : “may i interview you?”
Ronnie : “yes”
Reporter : “Name?”
Ronnie : “Ronnie White Star Sikhondze”
Reporter : “sex?”
Ronnie : “3 times a day”
Reporter : “No i mean male or female?”
Ronnie : “yes male, female, sometimes a cow”
Reporter : “holy cow?”
Ronnie : “yes cow, sheep, animals in general”
Reporter : “but isn’t that hostile?”
Ronnie : “yes horse style, dog style, any style”
Reporter : “mxm”
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One word for Ronnie!!

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You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English

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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
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Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.

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I always hear people saying legends are born in January,
February, March and all the other months of the year😑
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Please my question is, in which month are
thieves, Gays, Rapists, Ritiualists, Abortionists, e.t.c born?

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Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror”
Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason

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Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror”
Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason

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Your not a real parent if you
don’t take a sip of your child’s juice
when they ask for your help to open it

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Comment With The Language(s) You Understand…
Wanna Work Something Out As Admins!!!

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