Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
Interviewer, “We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT !!! So do you think you are eligible?”
Man, “No Sir, but…….. can my Wife apply..?”
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The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I can’t come out im already sleeping see u tomorrow…
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Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.
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If you dont believe in yourself,
Do you think anyone else would?
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Just because you have a heart,
it does not make you a human.
You need to have emotions in that.
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The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
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Lolz Love ths one😂😂😂
Joke by Nonhle Snothando Marawhy
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Convo between senzo n cashier
Cashier: bhuti your card has been declined😒
Senzo:manje umemezela uban nezinywele kwangathi impepho
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2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch
Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx
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GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer
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When a girl has big boots
Americans : that girl has big ass
Swatis : awu uwutfwele mdzidzi lomntfwanyana
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When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
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You can ignore me for as long as you want,
but you can never change the memories
that I brought in your life.
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Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
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Never let life discourage you;
Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
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Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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