Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”

Husband: Why is the house not clean yet u have spent the whole day home😐
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Wife: why are we not Rich yet u always spend the day at work?

A mad man [Rich] in a psychiatric [Mental] hospital climbed in a tree and stayed there for half of the day😐
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He suddenly let go of the branch and fell forcefully on the ground😨 A doctor ran and asked him what happened?
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He replied: I’m ripe

Tebza:No words can describe ur beauty
Lebo:Ncooooo Thank u
Tebza:But numbers can hae (2/10) shame

Lesego:(crying)
Teacher:Why are u crying?
Lesego:Tebogo said I’m ugly
Teacher:Tebogo why did u tell Lesego the truth mara….? Mxm

Guys I want to commit suicide, help what should I use??
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Don’t tell me about using a rope, Ehhh it’s too dangerous “I might die”

My girl just texted me:
” babe, I’m coming by your place, and
when i get there i want u to make me wet”💦
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I got 5 Buckets full of water😷
She’ll know me when she gets here

You got a new boyfriend in January
& u get mad when he tells u he can’t buy u a Valentine’s day Gift🎁
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My sister if u join a company in November,
Do u expect to get a bonus in December?

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore✋
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Fridge u are coming in my room now

Convo between Tebza and Lebo

Tebza:Bbe, let me hold ur hand.

Lebo:No thanks, my hand isn’t heavy

Ronnie : “daddy can i go to 50cent’s concert?”
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Dad : “sure my son…here is R1 take your sister as well.

Boss:Do u believe that there’s life after death?
Tebza:Hell No, there’s no such thing, besides there’s no proof of that.
Boss:Well there’s life after death, u left office early yesterday to go to ur cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for u
Tebza:Eish yah neh!!