You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!
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Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them
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ਰੱਬਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਇੰਨੀ ਚੰਗੀ ਹੋਵੇ
ਸਾਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਰੁੱਕਣ , ਮੌਤ ਮੇਰੀ ਹੋਵੇ।
…..Tera Taji….
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Men are like short rains you cant put hope to them
but u rely to them wen they come close to u
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Don’t give the remote of ur life to someone to determine
when should be happy or not.
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How can people trust the words you tell them
when all you do is be mean to people
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Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
😂😂😂
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So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi
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Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!
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Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
– 😂😂✋
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I Can’t Wait To Be An Ancestor,
There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!
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Boy:sawbona ntokazi…
Girl:yebo
Boy:wazewamuhle yaz ungshaya ngaphakath.
Girl:ngoba ngith angphethe nduku nj,futh ngsemgwaqen…
Boy:ohh! Ok,sis bengsacel ungiph inumbr yakh umungakwaz…
Girl:ngekengkwaz cause nginenamb eyodw mangkupha yona ngeke ngibenay enye
Boy: ….💔
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ਅੱਜ ਦਾ ਗਿਅਾਨ..
ਜਿੱਥੇ ਅਾਪਣੀ ਦਾਲ ਗਲਦੀ ਨਜਰ ਨਾ ਅਾਵੇ
ੳੁੱਥੇ ਅੱਗ ਤੇਜ ਕਰਕੇ ਦਾਲ ਹੀ ਸਾੜ ਛੱਡੋ…😋
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ਵਿਆਹ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਦਿਨ
ਸੱਸ – ਅੱਜ ਤੋਂ ਇਹ ਤੇਰਾ ਘਰ ਆ
ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਮੰਮੀ
ਨੂੰਹ – ਫਿਰ ਮੈਂ ਥੋੜਾ ਹੋਰ ਸੌਂ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਆ
ਹਾਲੇ ਤਾਂ 7 ਵਜੇ ਆ ਤੇ ਮੰਮੀ ਜੀ
10 – 11 ਵਜੇ ਚਾਹ ਭੇਜ ਦਿਓ
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Love mostly is like a sugarcane .
Meaning that love starts when sweet and
ens up unbitter like nodes.
Where you find the first is more sweet than the second.
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A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
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