_*A SINCERE APOLOGY:*_

_A man received this message from his neighbor_…
_”Sorry sir_, _I have been using your wife day and night when you are not at home, in fact_, _much more than you do_.
_I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty_. _Hope you will accept my sincere apologies_.” _I will pay if you wish to charge service fee_

Immediately after reading the message, the man shot his wife dead.

A few minutes later, he received another message:
“Sorry sir, a spelling mistake…
I meant _*WiFi*_ not ~Wife~.”

Patience is a Virtue.

What do you call the security
outside Samsung Galaxy shop??
–
Guardians of the Galaxy

Wife hit her husband (Rich) with her frying pan

Rich: “what was that for…?”😡

Wife: “I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it”😠

Rich: “I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse”😐

Wife: “Oh sorry”😢

(Next day wife hit him with her frying pan again)😐

Rich: “What now…?”😩

Wife: “Your horse is on the phone