When my crush says she loves guys who know Mathematics…
i make effort to impress :
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Me : You’re so vertically beautiful and the horizontality of your face is the square root of my love…mh I love you simultaneously
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Noon:
Kapag maganda, liligawan agad.
Ngayon:
Kapag maganda, titi-tigan muna, baka bakla.
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Malapit ng pasokan,excited na akong umabsent.
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TIPS PARA HINDE NA KYO MATALO SA LARONG
ML WAG NAH KAYONG MAG LARO
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मैं तेरे नाम की माला हमेशा जपता था …
तेरे हर मनके पे गै़रों का नाम लिखा है ,
मेरे हाथों में रहती तो सर माथे रखता ,
तेरे माथे पे तो पैरों का नाम लिखा है ,
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Doctor: “You have to take at least 10 glasses of water every day”
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Kate: “That’s impossible”
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Doctor: why?
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Kate: I have only 4 Glasses at home
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Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke
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You have to stand up for what you believe in,
even if it means standing alone.
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You know someone means a lot to you
when their mood can easily affect yours.
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You meet thousands of people and
none of them really touch you.
Then you meet one person,
and your life is changed forever.
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You need to have a
bad day once in a while,
otherwise, you’ll never know
what a good day feels like.
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You never love someone because they are beautiful;
they are beautiful because you LOVE them.
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You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.
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It Takes exactly 3 hours to TURN ON a girl
who drinks Heineken
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Sothini uma Sifika eZulwini kuthiwe uJesu
sewathutha lapho kade ehlala khona
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I WANT A 50/50 RELATIONSHIP
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She cook – I eat
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She do laundry – I wear
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I do shopping – She pays
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