People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious” bekumele ngenzeni? ngihleke nama rice?

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Umve esithi bekumnandi ke emngcwabeni Kanti all along xela ukutya kwakhona

Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi” qagela kuphunywaphi” 🙆🙊

Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana 🍌 etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”

Short people please stop being dramatic y limbatha ingubo khona kuledish towel

Umzungezi wahleka inhlinini yoxolo mtwana

Bampintshane ebackseat yeskwele sdudla sjive fake buso bakho ekwapheni laso