I invited her to my room now she’s killing my cockroaches

Me : so you the One dating ma Ex Gf . Him : Yeah man . Why ? . Me Continue Reading..

I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time

Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope Continue Reading..

When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery. When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants. A Continue Reading..

We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only Continue Reading..

If you have a friend who hates bathing just know they didn’t do baby shower for them

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like ”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”