I’ve just heard that my ex got hit by a truck😥 This is Sad indeed 😰😰 but i really hope Continue Reading..

This thing of sleeping with a phone in your hand Look now I just bought a house online

​Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to kill yourself but you still wait for your change…​😳😳😳😳😳 Continue Reading..

Knowing English does not equate intelligence. There are hobos in London

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner. Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?” Continue Reading..

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was the dog that was chasing me

Her : Boo i’m coming over ME : I can’t wait baby Her : But I’m on my period ME Continue Reading..

HER: do u smoke Me: yes Her: how much is cigarette Me: R3 Her: How many cigarettes do u you Continue Reading..