Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery. Doctor: why Bambi:am ugly Doctor: you are not ugly Bambi:everyone Continue Reading..

Me: send me your nudes Her:(typing..) Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele

Teacher: What are ethics? Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.

BREAKING NEWS A 72 seater bus belonging to zupco and a truck Carrying cargo from South Africa today around 11am Continue Reading..

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply, unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text Continue Reading..

To all the girls who were told by the prophet that you will get married in 2018, you have 15 Continue Reading..

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

*A man was walking naked in jungle. When the animals saw him, they all ran away*. *The zebra then asked Continue Reading..