Next week it’s a high school reunion, can someone borrow me pilot uniform and BMW keys?

When you are facing challenges and problems, just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say Continue Reading..

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth” And Lie Even Worse

Sleeping next to a new bae for the first time is tough. You have to breathe in English😚 Not too Continue Reading..

Me And My boss Him: Do you think you can come to work on Saturday this week? I really need Continue Reading..

Why are you still online at this time? Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Continue Reading..

IN THE TAXI.. DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM. ME: HE’S ONLY Continue Reading..