Use soccer langue to describe your relationship me: Full time or Sudden death

No one would tell you to leave your Man faster than that one friend that struggles to get one..!

When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face and her eyebrows disappear

Dear Ladies 👧 If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋ You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

I inboxed this girl 4 years back and she didn’t bother responding😑 Now I’ve put my uncle’s BMW on my Continue Reading..

When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s Continue Reading..

If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.

Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The Continue Reading..