TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
.
TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
.
JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.
Related Posts
Did you know? There’s a smell at your home that you cannot smell, but only your visitors can.
Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook Full Of Song Lyrics. . How’s Your Music Career Going?
I smoked weed this morning , I have not yet seen any after effects, but I fell from a 3 Continue Reading..
A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and Continue Reading..
If You Paint With Rs. 40,000 Royal Paint, Your Home Will Look Colorful. But If You Drink Rs.400/- Royal Stag, Continue Reading..
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Calvin says, “I wanna be Continue Reading..
All the guys please close your eyes. … So ladies let’s talk. That sex style where the guy raises your Continue Reading..
LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌 Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥