Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me??? Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong Continue Reading..

Bath!! All of you It’s important when leaving a taxi

I have finally given up on Africans ✋ -_- . How can somebody steal a white Goat and dye it Continue Reading..

I got my wife a Pug dog for her birthday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and Continue Reading..

If you’re addicted to drugs and you tell yourself to Stop, are you really gonna listen to a Drug Addict?

I used to think that people with big lips speaks in capital letters

Don’t tell me your secrets cause when I get to bae’s place I’ll start saying everything.

Even if you can Write “Jesus ” on the out cover of your books If you gonna fail you gonna Continue Reading..