Nobody walks faster than someone who has been given extra change at the shop

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore✋ – Fridge u are coming in my room now

I don’t know why drunk people love to speak near other people’s faces.

Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones . It was Nice Playing With Her Kids . you must Love Kids guys

Imagine receiving a love💋 Bite’s from a girl who opens beer bottles with her teeth! 💔

If sleeping is good for our brains, why is it not allowed at school…?

If I bath at 23:50 🛀 And finish at 00:05 That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?

Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool Continue Reading..