Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke , All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN? -Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man? – How come Lipstick doesn’t Continue Reading..

If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me, when She Gives birth… Is the baby Also my Ex?

Apart from Castle Lite & Facebook Lite 😊 . Which other Beer 🍺 do you know?

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds… The cremation will be epic!

*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even Continue Reading..

December vibes be like:👇 . Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊 . Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk Continue Reading..

Have you noticed that Girls have “Three Voices”: •°• ONE☝, Is used when answering calls📱. ◽ TWO✌, The other one Continue Reading..