Pepe: Tol, ganda ng gf mo ah. Juan: Thanks pare! pero wag ka ng umasa kasi gf ko na siya. Continue Reading..

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish. Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind? Juan: Spanish!!!

Hulaan ko, crush mo may mata. Pero Walang pagtingin sayo

If i die don’t cry just look at the sky and say sana all patay

Sa Carenderia Boknoy: Miss, magkano kanin ? Tindera: Sampu isang takal. Boknoy: Eh, yung tutong ? Tindera: Libre pag tutong. Continue Reading..

Teacher: Juan pag tinanong kita sumagot ka ng mabilis Juan: sige po ma’am Teacher: 1+1? Juan: Mabilis!!

Boss: why do you think we should hire you? Jonh: kasi po bago palang po ako kaya wala pa po Continue Reading..

“until three only” Boknoy: Doc, Magpapacheck-I’m up. Doctor: why did the problem you kid? Boknoy: I’m fast because I get Continue Reading..