Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Have you ever received that “where are you” text and first had to decide where you are?

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My Roommate found R200 In His Old Trousers! I Hope My Trousers See What Other Trousers Are Doing!

If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him. That’s your deputy

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