Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The Continue Reading..

Getting married at the age of 22 is like leaving the party at 20H00

My wife showed me a good time last night. Photos of me when I was single.

Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart phones for their girlfriends so that they can send quality nudes Continue Reading..

Girls be like “men are dogs,men are dogs”now you are pregnant with a baby boy and you are starting to Continue Reading..

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With “i Don’t Know Though” .. So That You Can Continue Reading..

Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards Continue Reading..