Kolo December
Galfriend: “Bbe ukuphi ?”
Boyfriend: “endlini why?”
Galfriend: “ngithole u Moreki, geza uzenze i Gay sizophuzumuntu”

The Reason kuno Father Christmasengekho u- Mother chrismas..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE”

Awubazi ubunzima if you’ve never dated a bad kisser
umuntu akhamise ngathi ucula amaculo womzabalazo

Yekani ukushutha ama nudes nilele nibheke phezulu
Vuka ume uqonde kucace kuth liwile lelobele weNja

Akubongwa Mngeh”Kusho uMandisa noNokwanda Bethelelana iSnefu

NOMA UNGAYIVULA YONKE MAYINGAZWAKALI AYIZWAKALI IHLUPHA LAPHO KE I RADIO

Teacher : class bakhona abalovile?
Thobeka: Bazoba khona kanjan belovile?

Seyizoqala impakamo kulemizi enomango namapetshisi Jehovah nezihlahla zabo….

“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”

Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo

Untshontshe inyama ebhodwenufike emvakwendlu kant izambane

Majita umfazi uyasizwa during women on topmusa ukulala sengath uwelwe ikhabethe nyakaza nawe mjita eyyy

Before sikhothe sqale sdlulise ubuso kuyona siqabule ithanga kanti siyaynuka

Uzwe kunuka amathambo ashayo kanti islender sthamele isgcaki

Uyabona lento yokujola nomuntu omdala kunawe inesdina phakathi…mina ngake ngajola nosisi ongishiya ngo 12 years one day wangiphuzisa I wine wathi ufuna ukungibonisa into engingayazi kuthe sisakhisana kahle kuhamba kahle konke wavele wangikhotha lomthungo ongaphansi kwamasende..yey umsuzo wavele waziphumela kwathi bhuuuuu… wathi akakaqedi ngami usafuna ukungikakisa kuthe sesenza ucansi wangizwa ukuthi sengiyachama wavele wafaka umunwe wonke emdidi wami ngemuva angihayizanga kanje ngala ngiyachama ngemuva ngimincile kodwa umunwe uphakathi ngavele ngaziqulekisa….ngakusasa ngahamba angiphindanga ngabheka emuva ngam-blocka nasefonini….yazi m still traumatized nje

Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

Uma ufuna indoda enemali,
cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.